Sound of Boredom

The shortfalls of having a 3 month long vacation where you do nothing consequential is that you feel as worthless as an ant in a colony with a broken leg...and 2 missing due to the bug holocaust of ancient lore when the blitzkrieg by the fog happened...emasculated at his girlfriend sleeping with everyone he ever knew(Ah, the joys of being the Queen)...whose right testicle is a litter smaller than the left...who recently discovered that it wasn't about the Queen ever for him.

BUT, the Section 377 for him is the abundance of the Internet, with vast knowledge and unbound wisdom, and the list of sites that comes up when on one of your bouts of wallowing in self pity, you type "I am bored" on google. From a red dot that refuses to quit(read: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644),you know you want to try so go ahead.

So, Uncylopedia(http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page) to My Parents joined facebook(http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/). PS - Check the one on myparentsjoinedfacebook where the mom gets a sex slave after having added her daughter to her friends' list.The travails of social networking never will cease to amaze. And for all those with as much of a left half as a peanut, check http://www.captainexcelsior.com/ .

That's pretty much it for now. Just realized other people may be writing about this blog along the same vein so minions, LEAVE