Sound of Boredom

The shortfalls of having a 3 month long vacation where you do nothing consequential is that you feel as worthless as an ant in a colony with a broken leg...and 2 missing due to the bug holocaust of ancient lore when the blitzkrieg by the fog happened...emasculated at his girlfriend sleeping with everyone he ever knew(Ah, the joys of being the Queen)...whose right testicle is a litter smaller than the left...who recently discovered that it wasn't about the Queen ever for him.

BUT, the Section 377 for him is the abundance of the Internet, with vast knowledge and unbound wisdom, and the list of sites that comes up when on one of your bouts of wallowing in self pity, you type "I am bored" on google. From a red dot that refuses to quit(read: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644),you know you want to try so go ahead.

So, Uncylopedia(http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page) to My Parents joined facebook(http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/). PS - Check the one on myparentsjoinedfacebook where the mom gets a sex slave after having added her daughter to her friends' list.The travails of social networking never will cease to amaze. And for all those with as much of a left half as a peanut, check http://www.captainexcelsior.com/ .

That's pretty much it for now. Just realized other people may be writing about this blog along the same vein so minions, LEAVE

Of Flying Pigs

Welcome to my very first blog. For all those who I might have managed to convince to read this piece, I will know whether you have read it, it has a user count.

This is not about social issues and neither is it me raving on about what I do or did. This will be about how the glass would look were it full mostly because I am tired of people saying that it is half empty or half full. I do not expect you to be intelligible to read this but if you are a troll(), then  this is NOT YOU PLACE. GO AWAY( )

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